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| − | | {{#ifeq:{{Yesno|{{{1|yes}}}}}|yes|'''This is {{{type|a [[:Category:Wikipedia cabal humor|decree]] by}}} the ''[[Wikipedia:List of cabals|Supreme Cabal Regime of the English Wikipedia]]'' (SCREW).''' It expresses opinions and ideas that are absolutely and irrefutably true whether you like them or not. Changes to it must reflect the wishes of the Supreme Cabal. When in doubt, [[Wikipedia:Please be a giant dick, so we can ban you|please]] [[Wikipedia:Break all rules|ignore]] the {{#ifeq:{{Yesno|{{{talk|yes}}}}}|yes|[[{{TALKPAGENAME}}|talk page]]|{{Plain link|url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia_talk:{{SAFESUBST:<noinclude/>!}}\{{SAFESUBST:<noinclude/>!}}fnØrd|name=talk page}}}} and just [[Wikipedia:BOLD, revert, revert, revert|keep reverting]].|'''This is '''''not''''' a [[:Category:Wikipedia cabal humor|decree]] by the ''[[Wikipedia:List of cabals|Supreme Cabal Regime of the English Wikipedia]]'' (SCREW). '''It is ''non''obligatory and should''n't'' be considered equivalent to a [[religious belief]] that all users are to follow.<br/><small>When editing this page, please ensure that your revision '''does ''not''''' reflect <u>Supreme</u> Cabalism because that would upset the [[Special:ListUsers/sysop|Grand Cabal]]. When in doubt, [[Wikipedia:Please be a giant dick, so we can ban you|please]] [[Wikipedia:Break all rules|ignore]] the {{#ifeq:{{Yesno|{{{talk|no}}}}}|yes|[[{{TALKPAGENAME}}|talk page]]|{{Plain link|url=//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:{{SAFESUBST:<noinclude/>!}}\{{SAFESUBST:<noinclude/>!}}Ø|name=talk page}}}} and just [[Wikipedia:BOLD, revert, revert, revert|keep reverting]].</small>}} | + | | {{#ifeq:{{Yesno|{{{1|yes}}}}}|yes|'''This is {{{type|a [[:Category:Wikipedia cabal humor|decree]] by}}} the ''[[Wikipedia:List of cabals|Supreme Cabal Regime of the English Wikipedia]]'' (SCREW).''' It expresses opinions and ideas that are absolutely and irrefutably [[Wikipedia:The Truth|true]] whether you like them or not. Changes to it must reflect the wishes of the Supreme Cabal. When in doubt, [[Wikipedia:Please be a giant dick, so we can ban you|please]] [[Wikipedia:Break all rules|ignore]] the {{#ifeq:{{Yesno|{{{talk|yes}}}}}|yes|[[{{TALKPAGENAME}}|talk page]]|{{Plain link|url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia_talk:{{SAFESUBST:<noinclude/>!}}\{{SAFESUBST:<noinclude/>!}}fnØrd|name=talk page}}}} and just [[Wikipedia:BOLD, revert, revert, revert|keep reverting]].|'''This is '''''not''''' a [[:Category:Wikipedia cabal humor|decree]] by the ''[[Wikipedia:List of cabals|Supreme Cabal Regime of the English Wikipedia]]'' (SCREW). '''It is ''non''obligatory and should''n't'' be considered equivalent to a [[religious belief]] that all users are to follow.<br/><small>When editing this page, please ensure that your revision '''does ''not''''' reflect <u>Supreme</u> Cabalism because that would upset the [[Special:ListUsers/sysop|Grand Cabal]]. When in doubt, [[Wikipedia:Please be a giant dick, so we can ban you|please]] [[Wikipedia:Break all rules|ignore]] the {{#ifeq:{{Yesno|{{{talk|no}}}}}|yes|[[{{TALKPAGENAME}}|talk page]]|{{Plain link|url=//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:{{SAFESUBST:<noinclude/>!}}\{{SAFESUBST:<noinclude/>!}}Ø|name=talk page}}}} and just [[Wikipedia:BOLD, revert, revert, revert|keep reverting]].</small>}} |
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Latest revision as of 21:43, 26 May 2020
| This page contains material that is kept because it is considered humorous. Such material is not meant to be taken seriously. |
This template is used on some internal Wikipedia humor pages.
Usage
This template has various optional parameters:
|1=no– To radically change the wording. We'd tell you what the result will be, but then we'd have to kill you.|talk=no– To suppress the ability to question the Cabal.|type=article noun preposition– To replace "a decree by" with something else, e.g. "an RfC of" to indicate a joke RfC (don't use a real{{RfC}}tag for that!)|shortcut=WP:SOMETHING– To provide a shortcut, which will be linked for you. You can have only one. If you were going to add multiple shortcuts to a joke page, you should probably be punished.|demo=y– suppresses the topicon (do not use unless on a documentation page or something similar)
| The above documentation is transcluded from Template:CabalDecree/doc. (edit | history) Editors can experiment in this template's sandbox (edit | diff) and testcases (create) pages. Please add categories to the /doc subpage. Subpages of this template. |
