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| − | + | The Jim Pinnock is a creature of extreme awesomeness. Some believe him to be a mythological creature but this is just not the case. He is a man. A wonderful man. A brilliant man. A very very attractive man. No one knows where he came from or will he will go but, know that when he gets there....it will be exellent. Thats what he does. Correcting all situations and makeing life 150% better for all around him. He once wrestled a polar bear. The polar bear is now his pet. He trained the bear to make him sandwiches. The Jim Pinnock has a world wide influence. Many cults where started but all failded to meet his standards of living. Unfortuantly they all died trying to be as awsome as he is. The Jim Pinnock submitted the "Jimathalon" to the olympic games. No one could finish. No one could begin. They certainly couldnt train for it without losing their lives. Much despair has been created from people trying to immatate the Jim Pinnock yet he has broght so much joy to all over the centuries he has been on this earth. If you ever run into the Jim Pinnock you wouldnt know it. The Jim Pinnock blends in with all living beings. Their are groups that do not like The Jim Pinnock. He always offers peace before totally destroying these groups. With a punch of his fist entire fields of heavly armored vehicles and men are destroyed. He has never been defeated at anything. Ever. It is impossible for him to lose. Even if the game is setup for him to lose. The universe will shift and all matter will move in order for The Jim Pinnock to acheive victory. Do not let this discorage you. The Jim Pinnock is just better. Your not alone. The Jim Pinnock is better then everyone. It is a law of physics. | |
| − | + | Unspoken law that is very true. The Jim Pinnock will win. The Jim Pinnock can also enfluence the weather. He has stopped many hurricanes and tornatoes. The Jim Pinnock can not be everywhere at once. The makes The Jim Pinnock sad. His tears create earth quakes as they hit the ground. Thats the only way you can track where he is. It is a vicious circle that can not be controlled. | |
| − | + | The Jim Pinnock invented science. The Jim Pinnock creates the questions for jepordy. The Jim Pinnock killed the buffalo. The Jim Pinnock defeated the dinosaurs. The Jim Pinnock punched the crators on the moon. The Jim Pinnock invented toast. The Jim Pinnock gave Jesus a high five. | |
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Revision as of 08:03, 9 September 2011
The Jim Pinnock
The Jim Pinnock is a creature of extreme awesomeness. Some believe him to be a mythological creature but this is just not the case. He is a man. A wonderful man. A brilliant man. A very very attractive man. No one knows where he came from or will he will go but, know that when he gets there....it will be exellent. Thats what he does. Correcting all situations and makeing life 150% better for all around him. He once wrestled a polar bear. The polar bear is now his pet. He trained the bear to make him sandwiches. The Jim Pinnock has a world wide influence. Many cults where started but all failded to meet his standards of living. Unfortuantly they all died trying to be as awsome as he is. The Jim Pinnock submitted the "Jimathalon" to the olympic games. No one could finish. No one could begin. They certainly couldnt train for it without losing their lives. Much despair has been created from people trying to immatate the Jim Pinnock yet he has broght so much joy to all over the centuries he has been on this earth. If you ever run into the Jim Pinnock you wouldnt know it. The Jim Pinnock blends in with all living beings. Their are groups that do not like The Jim Pinnock. He always offers peace before totally destroying these groups. With a punch of his fist entire fields of heavly armored vehicles and men are destroyed. He has never been defeated at anything. Ever. It is impossible for him to lose. Even if the game is setup for him to lose. The universe will shift and all matter will move in order for The Jim Pinnock to acheive victory. Do not let this discorage you. The Jim Pinnock is just better. Your not alone. The Jim Pinnock is better then everyone. It is a law of physics.
Unspoken law that is very true. The Jim Pinnock will win. The Jim Pinnock can also enfluence the weather. He has stopped many hurricanes and tornatoes. The Jim Pinnock can not be everywhere at once. The makes The Jim Pinnock sad. His tears create earth quakes as they hit the ground. Thats the only way you can track where he is. It is a vicious circle that can not be controlled.
The Jim Pinnock invented science. The Jim Pinnock creates the questions for jepordy. The Jim Pinnock killed the buffalo. The Jim Pinnock defeated the dinosaurs. The Jim Pinnock punched the crators on the moon. The Jim Pinnock invented toast. The Jim Pinnock gave Jesus a high five.
The Jim Pinnock created water. The Jim Pinnock built the pyramids. The Jim Pinnock has been everywhere and will be there again tomorrow. The Jim Pinnock owns a house in the 4th damention.
These are the only things known about the mysterious Jim Pinnock. In conclusion, I will leave you the the only words quoted from the most brilliant mind, ever.
"Your welcome"