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| − | + | Yes. 2000 years ago, a cosmic Jewish zombie screwed his own teenager virgin mother so he could get her pregnant with himself. He did this so he could sacrifice himself to himself in order to save the world from himself because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake with legs to eat fruit from a magical tree. | |
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| − | + | In fact, he loves us so much that he will send the majority of humanity to hell for not kissing his aѕѕ the right way. But if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, he will forgive you for the rib-woman's mistake so you can joyfully spend the rest of eternity...kissing his aѕѕ. | |
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Revision as of 16:47, 6 November 2011
CHRISTIANITY
Yes. 2000 years ago, a cosmic Jewish zombie screwed his own teenager virgin mother so he could get her pregnant with himself. He did this so he could sacrifice himself to himself in order to save the world from himself because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake with legs to eat fruit from a magical tree.
In fact, he loves us so much that he will send the majority of humanity to hell for not kissing his aѕѕ the right way. But if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, he will forgive you for the rib-woman's mistake so you can joyfully spend the rest of eternity...kissing his aѕѕ.