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| − | + | Welcome to Wikipedia! We try to make things as complicated as possible by using complicated phrases that mere mortals could never understand. | |
| − | *'''For factual or reference questions, ask | + | *'''For factual or reference questions, ask your mother.''' |
| − | *If you | + | *If you're missing a mother, ask your father. |
| − | *For general questions about | + | *For general questions about "things", ask "Auntie Sue"...gnome same? |
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| − | If you did come here to discuss the Main Page: | + | If you ''did'' come here to discuss the Main Page: <-- What on earth? |
| − | *Does it appear | + | *Does it appear? If so, try [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/wiki.phtml?title=Main_Page&action=purge purging the cache], or find out about [[Wikipedia:Bypass your cache|browser caching]]. |
*New comments about the Main Page go '''at the bottom'''. ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/wiki.phtml?title=Talk:Main_Page&action=edit§ion=new Post a comment]''. | *New comments about the Main Page go '''at the bottom'''. ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/wiki.phtml?title=Talk:Main_Page&action=edit§ion=new Post a comment]''. | ||
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Revision as of 10:15, 18 June 2005
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Welcome to Wikipedia! We try to make things as complicated as possible by using complicated phrases that mere mortals could never understand.
- For factual or reference questions, ask your mother.
- If you're missing a mother, ask your father.
- For general questions about "things", ask "Auntie Sue"...gnome same?
If you did come here to discuss the Main Page: <-- What on earth?
- Does it appear? If so, try purging the cache, or find out about browser caching.
- New comments about the Main Page go at the bottom. Post a comment.