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<div style="background-color:white; font-size:125%;padding:1em; margin-bottom:1.5em; border: 2px solid black; text-align: center;">'''<i>For factual questions, please visit the [[Wikipedia:Reference desk|Reference Desk]]. This page is for discussing the Main Page only.'''</div><div style="clear:left"></div>
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<div style="background-color:white; font-size:125%;padding:1em; margin-bottom:1.5em; border: 2px solid black; text-align: center;">'''"If you don't habba dreeb, how you gunna habba dreeb cub true?"'''</div><div style="clear:left"></div>
  
 
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If you wish to discuss something other than the Main Page, you may find some of these links useful:
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Welcome to Wikipedia! We try to make things as complicated as possible by using complicated phrases that mere mortals could never understand.
  
*'''For factual or reference questions, ask at the [[Wikipedia:Reference desk|reference desk]]'''.
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*'''For factual or reference questions, ask your mother.'''
*If you see something wrong with an article, raise it on that article's own [[Wikipedia:Talk page|discussion page]], or [[Wikipedia:Introduction|fix it yourself]].
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*If you're missing a mother, ask your father.
*For general questions about Wikipedia, or questions about editing, see our '''[[wikipedia:FAQ|frequently asked questions]]''', or ask at the '''[[Wikipedia:Help desk|help desk]]'''. More detailed discussions can be raised at the [[wikipedia:Village pump|village pump]].
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*For general questions about "things", ask "Auntie Sue"...gnome same?
*Wikipedia running slowly? Check our [http://openfacts.berlios.de/index-en.phtml?title=Wikipedia_Status server status].
 
  
  
If you did come here to discuss the Main Page:
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If you ''did'' come here to discuss the Main Page: <-- What on earth?
*Does it appear to be out of date? If so, try [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/wiki.phtml?title=Main_Page&action=purge purging the cache], or find out about [[Wikipedia:Bypass your cache|browser caching]].
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*Does it appear? If so, try [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/wiki.phtml?title=Main_Page&action=purge purging the cache], or find out about [[Wikipedia:Bypass your cache|browser caching]].
 
*New comments about the Main Page go '''at the bottom'''. ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/wiki.phtml?title=Talk:Main_Page&action=edit&section=new Post a comment]''.
 
*New comments about the Main Page go '''at the bottom'''. ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/wiki.phtml?title=Talk:Main_Page&action=edit&section=new Post a comment]''.
  
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Welcome to Wikipedia! We try to make things as complicated as possible by using complicated phrases that mere mortals could never understand.

  • For factual or reference questions, ask your mother.
  • If you're missing a mother, ask your father.
  • For general questions about "things", ask "Auntie Sue"...gnome same?


If you did come here to discuss the Main Page: <-- What on earth?