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Borblaze was born on 25th December, 0BC in Bethlehem, Israel to a whore and Michael Jackson. At the age of 2 he was people smuggled to Kenya as a sex slave to Idi Amin Dada, however 3 months later he ended him with a glock he got from Wish.com for £3.99 with 56p postage and packaging. At 4 years old, following the demise of Idi Amin, he seized power over the East African Caliphate and begun an age of terror over the local tribes which included the oOga BoOga massacre in which 5000 men, women, children and Jews were gunned down single handedly by Bustin from the back of a Toyota pickup. At which point he was put on the UN humans rights watch and 5 years later was deposed by a US backed coup which saw the rival tribe leader Adoz seize power.
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