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In Ancient Greece there was a great warrior princess named Adelaide. She came from the God who lived on Darndabong Ave. and one day Adelaide and her fellow warrior princess Alison bought a cow and named her Betty. Now Betty was no ordinary cow.. Betty was a super ninja cow who fought crime in Greece and all the bulls wanted to be her mate so he could be all like look at me im going out with Betty. BUT there was one problem; Betty was a lesbian cow, she never came out but you could just tell.. Alison and Adelaide got jealous of their cow cos she was so much more famous than them, so they decided they would frame her. The 2 warrior princess' killed a man and then put Betty's hoof prints at the scene, when a guy called fluffy mowed his lawn he discovered the body aswell as the hoof prints and was like HOLY COW! so he rang the secret service and the flew in from Athens.. see its still relevant to Greece. right right. so the secret service came in their helicopter and everyone was all like ooohhhh shinny!! XD now Betty had no idea of the events she was too busy fighting evil, until.. DDUMDUMDUM... she was arrested, and heres where it gets a little white trash.. they went through the routine.. are you currently under the influence of drugs or alcohol? NO.. are you concealing any fire arms? NO.. we have obtained a warrent to search your premesis, please step outside... you know that.. and they went inside and ....................................... ahahaha a guy called fluffy.. for adelaide, cos i couldnt do it at school.. THNKS FR TH MMRS ♥